Farm Rules: bring your friends, kids, tents, and toilet paper, but leave your ATVs, GUNS, PETS, and EGOS at home. Violators may be asked to leave and will not be asked back.

The schedule will go a little something like this:

Friday: Friday evening, the hard core Farm Bashers pack up their vehicles and head for Front Royal. Friday night consists of staking claim to a prime camp site, hanging out around the fire, and making sure that the beer truck is working properly.

Saturday: Saturday is the feature day when the rest of the crowd flocks to the Farm like the Salmon of Capastrano. The Friday Nighters get up and begin their assigned tasks including setting up the volleyball net, getting the stage ready for the band, and again, making sure the beer truck is working. The rest of the day consists of live music, volleyball, cooking on the grill, and beer flowing like wine into the evening

Sunday: Sunday the crowd crawls out of their tents at the crack of noon. Some pack up and head home, while an ever growing group heads down to the Knotty Pine for a plate full of scrapple and eggs, and as many $0.75 PBR's as they have in stock.

Chances are the beer truck is still running, and will need to be checked on again that afternoon. This is the official last day of Farm Bash, but some stick around to help clean up on Monday. Any additional help cleaning up is appreciated.